Our Very First Barkbox Unboxing

Hello, everyone! Gunther here. A green box came today, delivered right to the doorstep. Mom and our little people were excited…until they weren’t. Apparently, this thing they’d been waiting for–this “Barkbox”–was covered in a red waxy substance and wrapped in cling wrap. There was a note, too, from the Postal Service, saying they were sorry…